By Ian Specter - Posted on 08 December 2010

Today, on the 30th anniversary of John Lennon’s tragic death, the U.S. Senate voted to convict articles of impeachment on a federal judge - only the eighth federal judge to hold such a dishonor.Thomas Porteous was impeached by the House.

Considering the filthy, fucking congressional pigs that keep being censured for lying, stealing, not reporting income and funneling scholarship money to their own family members – What exactly does it take to get impeached? House prosecutors argued that the 63-year-old judge had a gambling problem and began accepting cash and other favors from people with business before his court. He also
was accused of lying to Congress and filing for bankruptcy under a false name and lying to the Senate during his confirmation.

Here is a kicker for you. One of the congressmen that voted to impeach this fat-fuck, Alcee Hastings, is himself a previously impeached judge. Where the fuck is Alanis Nadine Morissette when you need her?

Oh, what the hell – John Lennon will do.

Imagine no possessions

I wonder if you can

No need for greed or hunger

A brotherhood of man

Imagine all the people

Sharing all the world...

“Imagine” all you want asshole. Just remember Socialism is a failure and the greedy bastards that keep slinging shit to you – be it from the tea partyers – or the progressive elitists telling you they are going to change everything and lining their pockets every step of the way.

Contrast that with the capitalist Beatle…

Bippity Boppity Boop…

Baby I’m Amazed…She Loves You…(shaking head back and forth) Wooooo

Band on The Run…

Thanks for coming out…It’s been an honor to be in Moscow tonight…blah…blah…blah…that’ll be $500!!

Hey Shithead! They are all money grubbing assholes. Remember John and Yoko strolling around Central Park with him wearing that ridiculous mink coat? Yeah, he wasn’t doing Farm Aid, but….

Oh, No! It wasn’t little John Lennon’s fault. It was that cunt Yoko Ono.

And don’ forge that cock wad Richard Nixon that tried to have Lennon deported, so that John couldn’t get all of the newly suffragetted 18 year old potheads to vote Nixon out of office. Then we could have had that progressive Hubert Humphrey as our president. He was a peacenik, kind-hearted servant of the people, right?

Hey – even the half-retarded sacker at the local Kroger can hum a few bars of Give Peace A Chance. You’re still not getting a tip Mongo!! At least he doesn’t have the misconception that his vote matters like the most of the rest of you activists.

Adolf Hitler became chancellor of Germany on January 20, 1933. Less than a month later - Yoko Ono was born. Coincidence?

You be the judge. Maybe I will impeach your dumb ass at some future date!

Oh, and lastly, how many Senators, Congressmen and Presidents have been convicted of impeachment articles brought against them? That would be zero! And you don’t have to “imagine” jack shit!

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