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February 2017


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OLD DAN CEDAR’S WORST AND BEST MOVIES OF 2016

So, I took a year off. Sue me!!

I was a little busy flying to New Fucking Jersey. Working for the man. The short, stupid, bad man. Now, that I am living in an El Dorado down by the scum filled pond, and I have a little free time on my hands. As well as an 8 ball of meth. And that’s my ticket in to see the movies at the Star Cinema Grill. There’s a guy named Mike Ward that lets me in for a little bump. He kind of looks like a mix between the dearly departed King Hippo and Adam Driver. But I Digress. I do have to admit that this year’s Flock of Seagulls Shit Cinema was better than 2015. That ain’t saying much. And we’re off…

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