Political Movies - Reviews from the Left and the Right

2016: OBAMA’S AMERICA…Aka – The Return of SMR Political Movie Reviews (A Triangulation)

The Right (FOX News Drone):
Represented by Old Dan Cedar

Succinctly, 2016: Obama's America is a documentary of the roots of President Obama's outwardly hostile actions toward his own country and how he intends to "cut it down to size." Film maker Dinesh D'Souza explores Obama's life from birth to present, and as a counterbalance, parallels D'Souza's own life from his humble beginnings in Mumbai, India to his present celebrity and success which was only possible because of the freedoms and equality of opportunity that the United States offers.

The Left (MSNBC Drone):
Represented by Pepe La Petitte

2016: Obama's America is a classic reactionary hack job created for the sole purpose of trying to get President Obama defeated in the upcoming 2012 presidential elections. I haven't seen this much blatant propaganda hoisted on a country since Joseph Goebbels and Leni Riefenstahl were pumping out Nazi superiority newsreels on behalf of the Fuhrer during WW2!!

The Middle (Over cussing C-SPAN Drone): Represented by King Hippo

What kind of name is "D'Souza" for a fuckin' Indian, man?

ODC: Basically, D'Souza is trying to find out why the current president of the United States rails so vehemently against the traditional culture and Judeo-Christian basis that this country was founded upon. I mean, there have been Communists, Socialists and Marxists from the very beginning of this country. And it's always some elitist, white, egghead radical, that wants to change America, not the supposed ‘downtrodden’ and ‘exploited’. In fact, early immigrants were granted equal plots of land to work, and to combine the fruits of their labor for the common good of the colony. The problems was, some people chose to work and most chose to kick back and take advantage of the communal food trough. This is called ‘human nature’ i.e. – ‘the path of least resistance.’ IT DOESN'T WORK.

Unless you’re one of the 47 percent that have their thigh cleavage and cankles resting comfortably on our hard-ass working Ottoman Empire asses - I guess it’s “working” for you lazy Commies, though!!

PLP: The reason why early white, European disease-spreading colonies couldn't sustain the commune was that there was no strong central government to direct people in the right direction and to distribute the goods equally. And if you haven't heard, NOBODY in Western Europe practices any Christian religion anymore. The cathedrals and churches are all tourist attractions. The Crusades are over, Dan, and Western Europe is doing just fine. And by the way, why shouldn't President Obama want what is best for this country? At least his early life broadened his knowledge and insight into the plights of other cultures and countries. This makes him WAY more qualified to make decisions about America...As opposed to someone like George Bush or a banjo playing, toothless hayseed that was born, raised and will die in the same backwater, moonshine producing county that YOU occupy, Dan.

KH: I had the best fuckin' Lebanese hash in a commune on the outskirts of Chino once. Anyone mind if I do a ‘J?’

ODC: The film puts forth the FACTS of Obama's life: his absentee anti-colonialism father - who, by the way, had about six wives and countless children around the world - sounds like the typical welfare piece of shit from Name-Your-Ghetto, USA. It also reveals the most influential radicals in his life: Frank Marshall Davis, Edward Said, Bill Ayers, Roberto Unger, and Jeremiah Wright, all Communists, Marxists, Anarchists and Black Liberation America Haters. And guess what? They all reap the benefits of living in this country while ripping it every chance they get. Hypocrisy at its finest. Interviews are done with family members, teachers and friends. And I didn't see D'Souza holding a gun to anyone's head to get the answers he wanted, Pepe you Flaming French Dip.

PLP: So everyone that has ever spoken to, had a class with, or sat in the pew of, these people are automatically trying to overthrow the US government? My god, Dan, will you right wing, Fox News addicted, conspiracy theory lunatics ever get back on your lithium and give the American people a break? We did it the greedy capitalist way while Bush was in power, and it put us in a shithole which Obama has done an admirable job of digging us out. I heard your mother was a two-bit hooker, Dan. Does that make you a cheap bastard?

KH: I was fuckin' abandoned at a Snohomish County orphanage when I was born. My mom was South Korean and my dad was a black serviceman. Did you ever hear of the "Seattle Seven?" That was ME...and six other guys…in ponchos.

ODC: The thing that I find interesting, Pepe, is that when shitty movies like "W," "Fahrenheit 9/11," and "An Inconvenient Truth" come out, you libtards sit there on your hind legs, panting with your tongues hanging out of your mouths as if your puppet masters were about to feed you twelve inches of chocolate covered donkey dick; and when one of your idols are the subject of TRUTH, you automatically call it lies, slander, tripe, etc., etc. and throw a hissy fit and call people names. You libs would be so much more tolerable if you had a sense of humor. As you are, you're still entertaining as it's so easy to get your panties in a twist.

PLP: It's called "speaking truth to power". Dan, something lowlifes of your ilk will never understand. Not everyone was born with a silver spoon in their mouths. Obama realizes that and wants to provide equality to those who have had it denied to them. D'Souza wants to make a connection where there is none. I mean, if President Obama only met his father once, how much influence could he have on his life? Use some common sense Dan, or should I call you by your real name, Joe McCarthy!

KH: Did you say that you had a fuckin' spoon? Can I borrow it for a second? Hey Dan, you got a lighter? By the way Pepe, I was killing some time yesterday afternoon and C-SPAN was re-broadcasting the Presidential Debate from 2000 between George W. Bush and Al Gore. And, big fucking surprise, Gore was bitching about how “I don't think we should give nearly half of it (tax cut) to the wealthiest 1%, because the other 99% have had an awful lot to do with building the surplus in our prosperity.” And Dan, in that same debate, W said, “I think most of the economic growth that has taken place is a result of ingenuity and hard work and entrepreneurship and that's the role of government to encourage that.” Wow, this 2012 campaign is REAL GROUNDBREAKING SHIT!! YOU FUCKING IDIOT LEMMINGS!!!!

PLP: Hippo, have you been listening to anything that we've been discussing?

KH: Fuckin' A, Yeah, sure...I was...

PLP: So you have no frame of reference here, Hippo. You're
like a child who wanders into the middle of the movie and wants to know...

ODC: Look, Hippo, there's just one thing...

KH: And what's that?

ODC: Do you have to use so many cuss words?

KH: What the fuck are you talking about?

ODC: Okay Hippo. Have it your way.

KH: Republican Right Winged Racist VS. Democratic Lefty Big Government Socialist.

Same Shit…Different Election Day.

Fucking Idiots. I can’t wait for the political scare tactic film in four years. I’m sure it will be groundbreaking.

Smell that? It’s fucking sarcasm.

DUH!!

W.

The Right – represented by Old Dan Cedar

Congratulations to Academy Award Winning Director Oliver Stone on putting out a hap-hazard characterization of the greatest president this millennium has seen. I watched this movie with my 11 year-old son, who, upon seeing the opening credits — dropped a methane menace on me that, coincidentally, stunk for the next 129 minutes.

The Left – represented by Pepe LaPetitte

Well, color me surprised, Old Dan Cedar doesn’t like this truthful, insightful film by a great director. President Bush II, stands in stark contrast to the current leader of your country — The great Barrack Obama!!

The man whom you so callously refer to as “Caucasianally-Challenged” at your local monthly Klan meeting.

ODC – Pepe, speaking of color — there is a reason that your comments are in red. All of the Latte Sipping Lefty shortcuts are used in this biopic in referring to
The Most Awesomest President: Frat Boy, Drunk, Failure, Imbecile, Sporto, Miscommunicator, Racist (even the Willie Horton ad gets pinned on him), and of course, Man of God. Within five minutes of the beginning of this movie, we see the greatest living president — praying. Something that you, your country and the leftist elite could spend a little more time doing, Pepe.

PLP - Yes, that is what we need here in France– some nebulous god that is always on your coinage and in your hearts unless you want to waterboard “enemy combatants” while subverting The Geneva Conventions. The exquisite portrayal of Mr. Bush is painted in a wonderfully nuanced performance by the fiercely intelligent Josh Brolin. This role, along with his performances in No Country for Old Men and The Goonies, cements Brolin as one of the acting monarchy in your otherwise vapid country.

Viva La Brolin!!

ODC - Pepe, Haven’t you and Stone done enough in this world?

When I was a kid there were four things that were Verbotten!

  1. Bagels — they were kept in New York or the frozen food aisle where they belong.
  2. Yogurt — In my day, a heterosexual man would be summarily dismissed as a “fruit” if he had the gall to order this limp, white log in a cup.
  3. Surrender — WE had the right idea in Viet Nam. Even if you are losing — you don’t quit. You just up the production of U.S. Flags and Pine Boxes. You keep the white hankie IN your pocket and don’t sit in your fox hole practicing how to say, “Don’t Shoot” in your enemy’s language.
  4. Pussied up Coffee — The rule in my day — Black Coffee, Cream and Imperial sugar. 25 cents.

I am sure you would have 2 packs of Lucky Strike, or some such cancer stick, with your $6 cappuccino, right? But yours is the nation of forward thinkers, right? You have been undoing and misunderestimating my country for far too long, Pepe!!

Let’s face it, Pepe, WB II WAS the Dimaggio of presidents. This world could use a little more Mr. Coffee and a little less Monsieur Latte.

PLP - I know nothing of this Dimaggio of whom you speak, Monsieur Cedar.

My game is le football. The truth that you DO speak is of the greatness of American tobacco.

Magnifique!!

Viva la cologne and Crest White Strips!!

ODC - Pepe, I realize that you would rather look up to the 6’7” Charles de Gaulle riding around on his horse and surrendering to Hitler while wearing that ridiculous hat.

But, the rest of the Caucasian world thinks that riding a mountain bike with a cougar by your side, having two hot-looking twin daughters while still giving some 4th world flea bag assholes the chance to fuck 72 virgins…

That, my friend, is a cool guy that I would follow into battle.
NO, not literally, figuratively, you herbivorian pile of fecal remnants freshly squeezed from the intestinal mucosa of my colon!!

PLP – This, of which you speak, is abhorrent, Sir!!

I now wish to speak — through writing — of the great Director, Oliver Stone. This man has the insight to take a vulgar, shallow snapshot of the man they call the W and give the picture a haunting depth that is only matched by great artists like Picasso, Renoir and Gauguin.

ODC - Pepe, Contrast the way Stone treats this president with the reverence he treated President Back And To The Left in JFK and The Poetic Pothead in The Doors.

In W. — the camera is in constant motion to show how drunk our great leader was in his misspent youth. But Kennedy was just tapping some fine platinum pussy before being a “forgotten prince” and Morrison was just finding some pacifist poetry in his vial of heroin.

And what is the deal with our recently overthrown leader overeating throughout the movie? Shouldn’t Bush be as fat as Sonia Sotomayor at this point?

PLP – Old Dan, you are definitely an Ugly White American as was W. Bush.

Loud, vile and selfish capitalists. I weep for your children (no matter how attractive they are to middle aged men).

Dan – this film shows why the rest of the world hates George W. Bush and through brilliant use of minimalism — Josh Brolin delivers the best performance of the millennium.

ODC - Bush had a great mantra that Old Dan Cedar likes to live by… Never be Out-Christianed or Out-Texaned. A good rule to follow for the rest of the world as well.

And if WE have to have a crusade to convert the insolent, stubborn, non Yahweh worshipers of the world — that is just fine by us!!

And by WE, I mean the strong, young lemmings that selflessly give their lives so that great men like George W. Bush and Old Dan Cedar don’t have to.

PLP

ODC

MILK

The Right – represented by Old Dan Cedar

This movie begins, “My name is Harvey Milk and I am here to recruit you.”
Truer words were never spoken.
This movie has one over-riding purpose.
That purpose is to recruit the American public to support gay marriage. Let’s keep this in mind while dissecting this here little old fashioned rags to riches bio-pic. Just remember this is not an innocent Doug Henning illusion. This is what we call a Manchurian Candidate.

The Left – represented by Pepe LaPetitte

Hey Dan, when you're done unfurling that Nazi flag from around your sizeable, distended gut, it's called "marketing," and yes, there is a "message" to the movie. I guess your prejudices and preconceived notions don't allow you to open your mind and appreciate a well written and edited movie with an unbelievable acting performance by Sean Penn. It's nice to know that the "land of the free" only applies to you and your jackbooted klansmen buddies. In your typical paranoid homophobic fashion, you ascribe some sort of subliminal brainwashing to the film that's borne out of your ignorance and fascism while missing the broad point that justice and fairness should be for ALL Americans, not just your WASPy nuclear family with their two and a half children.

ODC – Let’s get two things straight. Pre-judgment of any kind is WRONG!! Hate is WRONG!!
On the other hand – one needs to discriminate in making one’s judgments. It is called critical thinking.
This review is about critically addressing the thinking of these so-called “real life people”– the good and the bad. Just because you are Snow White and want the prince to kiss you and make it all better – no matter how much you want those big, dick sucking lips wrapped around your manhood –
Pucker up Buttercup.
Here comes the judge and he don’t believe in fairy tales.

PLP - Bravo, Dan. Haters like you rationalize their positions intellectually while berating the dignity, lives and aspirations of people with whom you don’t agree, all in the guise of "critical thinking." What if you knew one of your children would be born a homosexual? What would you do then, Dan? Abort the fetus? Hypocrite.

ODC – So, now we conservatives are the thinkers. I thought that WE were the war mongering, race-hating bigots that all want to home-school our kids while teaching them Intelligent Design?

The political correctness of this movie made me secretly long for lupus. Maybe with this trendy disorder of the decade – I would get a seat on the Sympathy Bandwagon and get a left-winged stoner to star in - what amounts to an ABC after-school special – replete with the traditional polyester and tight-paired trousers to emphasize Sean Penn’s Winstrol-roided buttocks. Calm down Pepe!! I can see your Cialis induced “one big thumb up–yes, way up - for this carton of curdled milk from the teet of your chud-like, overly-ample Mother!!”

Look out girls!! The parade begins in 5 minutes!!

While speaking into his tape recorder, in his kitchen, in case he gets assassinated, in 1978, yes, keep going – Milk references the civil rights struggle of “African Americans”. Really? Don’t you get it?

This term was not used publicly, at least, on any regular basis, until Jesse Jackson began using it around the year 1988. So, this genius, Harvey Milk, not only was the first gay man elected to public office – He actually created a racially sensitive term for another minority group.

Love and prescience is in the air everywhere I look around – or did the guy rolling around on Sean Penn just not wipe his ass – and I got the prescient whiff.

PLP - Hey Dan, just trying to let the people know who the fascist is here. What would you like me to say? That Milk is on the level of Citizen Kane? The fact is that Sean Penn deservedly received an Oscar for his amazing performance and you just want to rain on his parade. If you actually watched the movie with an open mind, you would have realized that it was slightly better than the "A Team" reruns you ”clean your personal clock to” during your free time between your skinhead meetings and hillbilly tractor pulls.

ODC – Milk makes the case for heterosexuals to be more open minded to accepting gay rights. But that pendulum doesn’t swing both ways (pun intended). Milk alternates between this self-righteous attitude and then makes fun of traditional christians and their values when the christians do the same thing and calls the christians – “Hypocrites”.

The cartoonish portrait of Anita Bryant ( trying to show her as a mean-spirited hypocrite ) is eerily similar to the way the current media characterizes Sarah Palin.
Gay is good.
God is bad.
YAWN, we have heard this pile of turd from the pulpit of the dirty birds - all before.

45 minutes in – we finally get a bit of humor and authenticity from, of all folks, the lesbian.
I know that I won’t be the first or last man to say this, “Thank God for Lesbians!!”

Sean Penn does for the depiction of homosexuals in MILK, exactly what he did for the mentally retarded in I am Sam. Namely Overact. Oversell. Overham. Give that man an academy award and a microphone to use so we can listen to him whine about why all of the freaks, geeks and weirdos in the world can’t get the american taxpayers to buy free homes for the homeless, free water powered cars to save the world and free Che Guevara posters for all of his pot-smoking buddies that think it is cool to want to be a rebel. I have my rebel, thank you very much, and his name is Arthur Fonzarelli.

PLP - Belittle the actors all you want. Heath Ledger won a posthumous Oscar for playing the Joker. What was his other critically acclaimed movie? I hear you grudgingly admit it was Brokeback Mountain. Another one of your "queer" movies. How many Oscars have YOUR favorite actors won? I don't recall any statues going to Mr. T or Jean Claude Van Damme. I rest my case.

ODC – Harvey Milk is self-important and self-congratulating – Just like his movie.
Just like you, Pepe.
Blah x 3
And not only Blah, but Blah with every actor in the movie all within about 2 inches of the other Blah’s face. Does anyone besides Judge Reinhold really stand this close when they talk to someone else? This overly close talking would make me want to put on a Trojan Magnum every time I passed one of the over-spitters with their open wounds in the hallway.

PLP - That’s the problem with you bible thumpers. You justify your hatred and oppression on the "word of God," while rejecting the TRUTH that God loves ALL of us...with the possible exception of you, Dan.

ODC – Pepe, quit your political meandering and bellyaching and tell me why this was such a great movie.

PLP - Guess what, Dan? Rome wasn't built in a day. To overcome the unbelievable odds of Harvey Milk takes baby steps as portrayed in the movie. This was a true story, just like the true story of Dan as a teenager who was almost shot by his neighbor for cattle rustling when in reality you were just fucking his sheep. Who's the pervert now, Dan?

ODC – Josh Brolin was brilliant as Dan White. Did that get you excited, Pepe?

The movie did a good job of pointing out the true hate mongering in the name of Jesus regarding the law to treat gay teachers as criminals. Milk then quickly goes astray with Harvey Milk comparing Anita Bryant to a Nazi in the very next scene – truly reaching across the aisles, Pepe !!

This is the kind of mind fuck with their untethered cocks that the political left continues to ram through the collective roofs of the mouths of the american public.

PLP - This movie is a masterpiece and certainly deserving of picture of the year for 2008. It deserved every Oscar nomination it received. Five stars. My pick for racist bastard sheep fucker of the year - Old Dan Cedar. One star.

ODC – Why don’t you go visit your “friends” on the reservation in Arizona, Pepe, and get you some more peyote. Enjoy these eight years – because after this – it will be back to the good old days when folks of your ilk didn’t enjoy the public forum that you currently get without putting in your 20 years for carrying around a dime bag in your cut-offs.

Old Dan Cedar – On The Right

Pepe Lapetite – On the Left