By Ian Specter - Posted on 03 April 2009

The Right – represented by Old Dan Cedar

This movie begins, “My name is Harvey Milk and I am here to recruit you.”
Truer words were never spoken.
This movie has one over-riding purpose.
That purpose is to recruit the American public to support gay marriage. Let’s keep this in mind while dissecting this here little old fashioned rags to riches bio-pic. Just remember this is not an innocent Doug Henning illusion. This is what we call a Manchurian Candidate.

The Left – represented by Pepe LaPetitte

Hey Dan, when you're done unfurling that Nazi flag from around your sizeable, distended gut, it's called "marketing," and yes, there is a "message" to the movie. I guess your prejudices and preconceived notions don't allow you to open your mind and appreciate a well written and edited movie with an unbelievable acting performance by Sean Penn. It's nice to know that the "land of the free" only applies to you and your jackbooted klansmen buddies. In your typical paranoid homophobic fashion, you ascribe some sort of subliminal brainwashing to the film that's borne out of your ignorance and fascism while missing the broad point that justice and fairness should be for ALL Americans, not just your WASPy nuclear family with their two and a half children.

ODC – Let’s get two things straight. Pre-judgment of any kind is WRONG!! Hate is WRONG!!
On the other hand – one needs to discriminate in making one’s judgments. It is called critical thinking.
This review is about critically addressing the thinking of these so-called “real life people”– the good and the bad. Just because you are Snow White and want the prince to kiss you and make it all better – no matter how much you want those big, dick sucking lips wrapped around your manhood –
Pucker up Buttercup.
Here comes the judge and he don’t believe in fairy tales.

PLP - Bravo, Dan. Haters like you rationalize their positions intellectually while berating the dignity, lives and aspirations of people with whom you don’t agree, all in the guise of "critical thinking." What if you knew one of your children would be born a homosexual? What would you do then, Dan? Abort the fetus? Hypocrite.

ODC – So, now we conservatives are the thinkers. I thought that WE were the war mongering, race-hating bigots that all want to home-school our kids while teaching them Intelligent Design?

The political correctness of this movie made me secretly long for lupus. Maybe with this trendy disorder of the decade – I would get a seat on the Sympathy Bandwagon and get a left-winged stoner to star in - what amounts to an ABC after-school special – replete with the traditional polyester and tight-paired trousers to emphasize Sean Penn’s Winstrol-roided buttocks. Calm down Pepe!! I can see your Cialis induced “one big thumb up–yes, way up - for this carton of curdled milk from the teet of your chud-like, overly-ample Mother!!”

Look out girls!! The parade begins in 5 minutes!!

While speaking into his tape recorder, in his kitchen, in case he gets assassinated, in 1978, yes, keep going – Milk references the civil rights struggle of “African Americans”. Really? Don’t you get it?

This term was not used publicly, at least, on any regular basis, until Jesse Jackson began using it around the year 1988. So, this genius, Harvey Milk, not only was the first gay man elected to public office – He actually created a racially sensitive term for another minority group.

Love and prescience is in the air everywhere I look around – or did the guy rolling around on Sean Penn just not wipe his ass – and I got the prescient whiff.

PLP - Hey Dan, just trying to let the people know who the fascist is here. What would you like me to say? That Milk is on the level of Citizen Kane? The fact is that Sean Penn deservedly received an Oscar for his amazing performance and you just want to rain on his parade. If you actually watched the movie with an open mind, you would have realized that it was slightly better than the "A Team" reruns you ”clean your personal clock to” during your free time between your skinhead meetings and hillbilly tractor pulls.

ODC – Milk makes the case for heterosexuals to be more open minded to accepting gay rights. But that pendulum doesn’t swing both ways (pun intended). Milk alternates between this self-righteous attitude and then makes fun of traditional christians and their values when the christians do the same thing and calls the christians – “Hypocrites”.

The cartoonish portrait of Anita Bryant ( trying to show her as a mean-spirited hypocrite ) is eerily similar to the way the current media characterizes Sarah Palin.
Gay is good.
God is bad.
YAWN, we have heard this pile of turd from the pulpit of the dirty birds - all before.

45 minutes in – we finally get a bit of humor and authenticity from, of all folks, the lesbian.
I know that I won’t be the first or last man to say this, “Thank God for Lesbians!!”

Sean Penn does for the depiction of homosexuals in MILK, exactly what he did for the mentally retarded in I am Sam. Namely Overact. Oversell. Overham. Give that man an academy award and a microphone to use so we can listen to him whine about why all of the freaks, geeks and weirdos in the world can’t get the american taxpayers to buy free homes for the homeless, free water powered cars to save the world and free Che Guevara posters for all of his pot-smoking buddies that think it is cool to want to be a rebel. I have my rebel, thank you very much, and his name is Arthur Fonzarelli.

PLP - Belittle the actors all you want. Heath Ledger won a posthumous Oscar for playing the Joker. What was his other critically acclaimed movie? I hear you grudgingly admit it was Brokeback Mountain. Another one of your "queer" movies. How many Oscars have YOUR favorite actors won? I don't recall any statues going to Mr. T or Jean Claude Van Damme. I rest my case.

ODC – Harvey Milk is self-important and self-congratulating – Just like his movie.
Just like you, Pepe.
Blah x 3
And not only Blah, but Blah with every actor in the movie all within about 2 inches of the other Blah’s face. Does anyone besides Judge Reinhold really stand this close when they talk to someone else? This overly close talking would make me want to put on a Trojan Magnum every time I passed one of the over-spitters with their open wounds in the hallway.

PLP - That’s the problem with you bible thumpers. You justify your hatred and oppression on the "word of God," while rejecting the TRUTH that God loves ALL of us...with the possible exception of you, Dan.

ODC – Pepe, quit your political meandering and bellyaching and tell me why this was such a great movie.

PLP - Guess what, Dan? Rome wasn't built in a day. To overcome the unbelievable odds of Harvey Milk takes baby steps as portrayed in the movie. This was a true story, just like the true story of Dan as a teenager who was almost shot by his neighbor for cattle rustling when in reality you were just fucking his sheep. Who's the pervert now, Dan?

ODC – Josh Brolin was brilliant as Dan White. Did that get you excited, Pepe?

The movie did a good job of pointing out the true hate mongering in the name of Jesus regarding the law to treat gay teachers as criminals. Milk then quickly goes astray with Harvey Milk comparing Anita Bryant to a Nazi in the very next scene – truly reaching across the aisles, Pepe !!

This is the kind of mind fuck with their untethered cocks that the political left continues to ram through the collective roofs of the mouths of the american public.

PLP - This movie is a masterpiece and certainly deserving of picture of the year for 2008. It deserved every Oscar nomination it received. Five stars. My pick for racist bastard sheep fucker of the year - Old Dan Cedar. One star.

ODC – Why don’t you go visit your “friends” on the reservation in Arizona, Pepe, and get you some more peyote. Enjoy these eight years – because after this – it will be back to the good old days when folks of your ilk didn’t enjoy the public forum that you currently get without putting in your 20 years for carrying around a dime bag in your cut-offs.

Old Dan Cedar – On The Right

Pepe Lapetite – On the Left

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