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By Ian Specter - Posted on 28 July 2009
- MARVEL COMICS PUBLISHER STAN LEE ROLLS THE DICE
- 150 YEAR OLD SIMMERING FEUD BOILS OVER
- A Historical First: Someone Is Told To Push Head Into Ass
- AMERICAN OLYMPIANS STRIPPED OF MEDALS UPON RETURN TO U.S.
- ANGEL OF DEATH TO RETIRE IN 2012
- APPLE’S iPancreas5 DELAY PROVES FATAL TO JOBS
- BARNEY FRANK TO CUT HONEYMOON SHORT - VOWS TO IMPLEMENT ALTERNATIVE TO BOY SCOUTS
- CHAOS MARS ANNUAL NOW CHRISTMAS PARTY
- CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT RETIRES GERMAN SHEPHERDS
- DESPONDENT OBAMA RETURNS TO U.S. ALIVE
- GLENN BECK CHASTISES CHRIST
- Local Garage Owner in Hot Water Over Billing Discrepancies
- MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD DEAD AT 50
- NEW YORK TIMES TO START PUBLISHING REAL NEWS INSTEAD OF LEFTIST HORSESHIT
- POLTERGEIST OF J.D. SALINGER UPSET OVER TUCSON SHOOTINGS
- PRESIDENT OBAMA TREATED FOR MINOR INJURIES DURING BASKETBALL GAME
- PRESIDENT UNVEILS NEW PROPOSALS TO CURB GUN VIOLENCE
- PROSECUTOR TO PURSUE MORE HATE CRIMES
- President To Sacrifice Youngest Daughter
- ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME TO OPEN NEW WING
- ROMNEY WAKES UP
- SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS PLEAD WITH OBAMA CAMPAIGN
- STOCK MARKET TUMBLES ON TURKEY SALMONELLA FEARS
- Spanx To Market New Product This Fall
- TEXAS A & M - COMMERCE BUMPER STICKER SPOTTED ON REAR WINDOW OF PICK UP TRUCK
- THIRD IMMIGRANT KILLED AFTER BEING PUSHED IN FRONT OF ONCOMING SUBWAY TRAIN
- TOUGH TALKING 11TH GRADER RUNNING FOR STUDENT COUNCIL AS LIBERTARIAN
- TROJAN BRAND CONDOMS LAUNCHES MASSIVE RECALL
- WASHINGTON REDSKINS TO CHANGE NAME
- Jesus Charged with Crimes Against Humanity
- HELEN THOMAS TO PURSUE ACTING CAREER
- NAMBLA to Form Strategic Alliance
- California Set To Outlaw Condoms
- Nation’s Problems To Be Solved
- KKK Disturbed by Fans Mocking Tiger at Masters
- SAFETY WATCHDOG GROUPS LAUNCH ALL-OUT WEINER ATTACK
- Cracker Barrel Restaurants To Begin Serving Negroes
- HIV Testing Now For Gays and IV Drug Addicts Only
- Obama Challenges U.S. To Sun By End Of Decade
- George W. Bush implicated in death of Michael Jackson
- OBAMA to Buy ABC – Develop Talent Show
- Obama Calls For Open Dialogue On Slavery
- Will America Swallow Snatch Juice?
- AL GORE ON SUICIDE WATCH
- Laser Treatment Targeted For Porn Pelt
- Local Border Czar Makes Good
- Obama Suggests Left is New Right
- Swine Flu outbreak linked to Bea Arthur death
- Hawking finally admits to WOPR role
- Obama Hints At Fourth Reich